Skip to main content

Hammed

A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.
"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"
by NigglesPiggles December 13, 2009
mugGet the Hammed mug.

Hammerhead

Drew fatslinger's pyscho dirtbag girlfriend whose eyes are spread so far apart that her head takes on the form of a hammerhead shark.
Ashley is a hammerhead whore whose pussy smells like scallops and gets no satifaction from Drew's tiny flacid snail weiner.

Ashley: "Drew, why do those cool ass motherfuckers you call friends call me hammerhead behind my back and sometimes to my face when they dont think I can hear them?"

Drew: "Because, your fat nasty head is so big that it causes your retarded eyes to spread ridiculously far apart you look like a dirty fucking hammerhead whore."
by chonger December 28, 2005
mugGet the Hammerhead mug.

hammer

quite possibly one of the greatest rappers of all time.
Hammer please dont hurt em'
by Mazoo July 19, 2006
mugGet the hammer mug.

Hammered

The new invention instead of Rcik Rolling Sending a link from Youtube to people over msn, bebo, myspace, fackbook, etc to get people to watch the video, after watching it, you say to them YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED.
me : hey dee watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8
dee : WTF ?
me : YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED
mugGet the Hammered mug.

hammer down

(V.) To chug a substantial amount of alcohol in a short period of time, thus creating a massive drunkenness; to become so shit-faced that you beat your friend to death with a hammer.
Paul, JJ, and I decided to hammer down last night. We then commenced to giving JJ's girlfriend an Alabama Hot Pocket, which she thoroughly enjoyed.
by Enrique Ledbetter February 4, 2008
mugGet the hammer down mug.

Nuremburg Hammer Drill

The subtle art of ramming your erect penis into a woman's belly button, whilst simultaneously vomiting on her forehead and slapping her nipples with a spatula. So called due to its short lived popularity in the city which give it it's name, where many couples for some strange reason found it sexy.
"My god, that girl let me give her a Nuremburg Hammer Drill last night; I think she must have mental problems"
by MasterofFlange February 16, 2009
mugGet the Nuremburg Hammer Drill mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email