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douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.
Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.
douche juice by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

douche bag 

A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.
That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work. Not that I needed to know.
douche bag by Ryan99 December 25, 2007

Douche-Diego 

Referring to San Diego, CA, which is known to have a higher percentage of douche bags than most american cities.
Look at that overly tanned guy with the sole patch, I bet he's from Douche-Diego

Wow, that guy's eyebrows are penciled in, he must be the mayor of Douche-Diego.
Douche-Diego by infamous8 June 2, 2010

douche bag 

someone who thinks they're tough shit and go through life being wannabes
tyler klippel is a douche bag
douche bag by duche bag hater October 9, 2008

Douche Cockosaurus

Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.
(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree

(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!
Douche Cockosaurus by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009

douche pimples 

What you get when you watch someone unknowingly make a fool of themselves in public.
Oh man, I got douche pimples watching that comedian bomb on stage. The worst part was that he thought he was funny!
douche pimples by VA1N June 27, 2010