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Newly-dating guilt

The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you either ask someone out and they say yes, or they ask you out and you say yes, and you're not sure if you made the right choice.
Usually only occurs for the first few days, unless it's someone you're not comfortable with being with.
"I didn't want Nathaniel to be my boyfriend, but I just can't say no. I can't tell if I'm getting newly-dating guilt."
by Kylias March 17, 2009
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Middle School Dating

Only in middle schools, 'Dating' is a used word to tell that this girl is dating this boy and that they maked out, had 'sex', gave a blowjob even though it sounds fucking stupid and is pretty much not true. Can also be associated with trading Silly Bandz.
'Hey! Did you hear that Samantha and Derik are Middle School Dating?' said Bill
'Yeah, man! I heard that Derik traded some Silly Bandz for a blowjob!' said Lenny
by ThatNerdyDude October 17, 2010
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date rape drug

they slip me a date rape drug last night but they did not touch me. They just stole my stuff.
by Cunningham the Great December 18, 2011
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destruct-o-dating

When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."

Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.

Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"
"Why did you date mongoose?"

"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."
by henry prefect December 1, 2006
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Sexpirey Date

The date at which a person passes the age at which they should have sex, or get too old.
Dude1: MAN, check out that cougar she's so hot!

Dude2: Woah man, hold up she's way past her sexpirey date!
by hagiggles July 27, 2010
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Double Date Rape

When two couples go on a double date, and one person from each couple gets raped. This rapee can either be a man or a woman.
J: Tell him if he can get Jake to come, you'll hang out with him.
R: Why??
J: So it can be a Double Date Rape.

Jake: Dude I was Double Date Raped last night.....
by randjproductions June 30, 2011
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LA dating protocol

A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
by Not so super DJ Gennady January 16, 2003
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