crying j

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

by flacktastic October 22, 2006

cryokinesis

The process of understand, influencing, and creating cold energy through psionic means. It is a branch of psychokinesis that translates into ice movement. Less commonly known compared to it's opposite, pyrokinesis.

Many people do not believe it is possible to cool something down with your minds, however in reality, it is a very real ability, and not all that difficult to do.

I used cryokinesis the other day to cool down my supper, it was to hot.

by metapseudonym September 19, 2009

CryBabyDaddy

An African American male who makes a baby, won't support it, and then blames everyone else for his problems.

(combining crybaby + babydaddy)

Like about 70% of black children, little Toyletta Boles grew up without a crybabydaddy.

by bookworm1635 February 25, 2010

crystalpunk

A subculture/fashion/art/musical movement that originated from NYC in 2014. It is aesthetically centered on natural crystal and precious mineral formations. It is an outgrowth from movements such as Health Goth, New Age, Vaporwave, and Seapunk.

We knew she was a crystalpunk because she was wearing all white athletic clothes and a quartz pendant and talking about doing yoga in Bushwick.

by treeverb August 25, 2014

JO crystal

JO crytals are crystals, that you can "charge" by jacking off (aka masturbating) close/next to another JO crystal user. It's a way to show love appreciation or love to the other user. Mostly used by best friends. Nobody knows exactly what "charging" means, but from what I heard and read about this topic, it refers to "getting to know each other better".

Person 1: "Yo, wanna jack off together?"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"

by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022

Why you crying?

Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.

Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)

"Terrell, why you crying?" "I'm not, I've just got chilli in my eye".

by Mobbin' June 22, 2014

Crystal Meth

It is a drug, made in america by household chemicals. Tends to make you awake, not hungry, and lets your imagination go crazy. You may start to see things a day or so of being up from using crystal meth, could be used with a glass pipe, light bulb, aluminum foil or a spoon.

im only 14 and i started using crystal meth when i was 12. im done now, and even though im a "kid" i would recomend you not do it

by Sara Beth June 16, 2008