cock-ass

One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.

"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."

by Chloe June 29, 2004

Superman Cock

When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.

Thank god for the ol Superman Cock, or this hoe would have laughed at me.

by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008

Cock of Destiny

1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina

2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.

"sorry i kept you up last night but my boyfriend has the cock of destiny

by queen of france August 7, 2007

Cock-a-holic

One who loves penis alot.
people that are obsessed with penises

Cassie Brownell is a Cock-a-holic

by Ian Johannnson March 23, 2010

Cock fella

A fellow that likes to talk cock.

A : dei who's that la?
B : ya la look like one cock fella oni he.
C : i dont know him..

by Kferd August 25, 2010

Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick

Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock

by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 21, 2009

cock cork

Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.

I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.

Throw on a cork before you fork.

by the cat's gravy February 22, 2007