cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.
"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"
by Pascali June 06, 2005
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cock-ass

One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.
"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."
by Chloe June 29, 2004
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Superman Cock

When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.
Thank god for the ol Superman Cock, or this hoe would have laughed at me.
by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008
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Cock of Destiny

1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina

2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.
"sorry i kept you up last night but my boyfriend has the cock of destiny
by queen of france August 06, 2007
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Cock-a-holic

One who loves penis alot.
people that are obsessed with penises
Cassie Brownell is a Cock-a-holic
by Ian Johannnson March 24, 2010
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Cock in the custard

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.
by thestig86 November 12, 2012
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cock's stride

"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"
by Nirst January 02, 2008
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