Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

Clean skin

Person with no tattoos

Nah, he doesn’t have any, he’s a clean skin

by Sam Bowel July 7, 2022

Kimberly clean

Kimberly clean is crazy clean. Kimberly clean likes to clean a clean house.
It’s so clean it’s Kimberly clean. I’m trying to keep my car Kimberly clean.

My new car is Kimberly clean.

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022

Hate cleaning

Cleaning in an aggressive manner out of spite and/or disgust of another

He played video games all day and she was hate cleaning around him.

by Tony and the Tan Lines August 6, 2022

Clean Linen

Sheets you have to clean because heinous acts have occurred on it.

Have to get a clean linen, Hannah was wild last night.

by Fingerpainter August 9, 2022

Cleaning

Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying

"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"

by BiggestBrainBoi August 29, 2022

Clean

Something that is pure and clear. Pristine like.
Unchanged nor cruel.
Not bewildered, just in its original form.

And something you will never find in urban dictionary.

That piece of cloth is extremely clean.

by I love writing September 3, 2022