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Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
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Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
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Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
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Bill Burring

"Bruh remember when Billy Burr was whinging about cAnCeL CuLtUrE and No Reason To Hit A Woman was used by reich wing Men Are Innocent Gods/Modernwomen thuh Bad grifters to indoctrinate dumb YouTubers but then he got scared cuz his wife & kids are black and he knew they would suffer under the regime he was too stupid to realize himself and other comedians were being used to usher in so he tried to backpedal and really criticize maga after it was too late?"
"Yeah I uh- I mean long story short I had to back up on the highway the other day. And I literally thought to myself like AAAHHH I'm Bill Burring it!!"
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Brown burrito

When you shit on a bedsheet and spread it around. Then you wrap up your partner with the same sheet and leave them there.
“Dude. Emily totally wanted to brown burrito last night but I was constipated
by JustRambling17 February 26, 2026
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stink burrito

a used, dirty cloth pad rolled up inside the pouch that you forgot you left in your purse the whole day
I left my reusable cloth pad in my purse all day after I used it and it turned into a stink burrito.
by lovxnyx March 9, 2026
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Space burrito

I just ate a space burrito with my friends.
by sweetbbygrl July 14, 2025
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