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potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.
My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.
by The-Hawk September 29, 2009
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Potato Headed

A word used to describe a person in most cases a woman with an oddly shaped or greatly out of proportion head or facial feature.
That woman's potato headed features consist of a large square chin large forehead and gummy smile.
by Webster Jaxburt March 12, 2022
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Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.
Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!
by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022
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Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.
Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work
by Prince Korr March 15, 2023
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Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT
Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato
by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020
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Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....
by Potato love.love December 12, 2022
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Bottlecap Potato

"That guy was hiding in the corner with a judge, what a bottlecap potato"
by Bottlecap Potato June 20, 2021
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