A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
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Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."
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Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
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Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
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