When a man walks while urinating, typically with a wide stance and no hands, and urine sprays everywhere... like the trunk of an elephant that is full of water.
Billy got drunk and elephant walked from the bedroom to the front door!
:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
The opposite of Pillow Talk, where as when ejaculation occurs, instead of getting to know your partner's feelings, ambitions, name etc, you quickly find your clothes and bail before things get weird.
Doug: dude, how was that chick you left the bar with lastnight?
Ray: I dunno. I was super over it and Pillow Walked as soon as I came.