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Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.
I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.
by Chinook17 August 10, 2022
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Log out of life

When you log out of life you have seen something you wish to unsee but instead of bleaching your eyes and making you blind you delete from your memory. Reseting your entire body leads to memory loss of the wrong memories, organ failure, and death if not done correctly
I log out of life to unsee this cringe video
by MP.3 May 11, 2023
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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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Log lut

A sultry woman who is only aroused by anal intercourse.
Did know Janine is a log lut?

booty slut woman
by Blarc September 20, 2016
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surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.
by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023
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Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.
-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.
by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011
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Log

$10
Can I get one log please?
“Sure, that will be $10”
by pizzassgirl July 18, 2024
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