tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.

Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.

by northwestlad November 25, 2015

Whale

A big/fat/obese girl.

Hey bro let go to the bar and holler at whales.

by Kc crazy one January 22, 2025

Whale the tar

To verbally or physically berate or attack someone

The team whale the tar of the opposition 2-20. The security guard dragged them round the corner and whales the tar out of them.

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023

Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.

Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.

by Webbsters July 20, 2008

White whale

It’s when a girl squirts on your face when your going down on her.

kid:Dad my girlfriend came on my face the other day
Dad:Holy shit you achieved the white whale

by big cack42069 February 25, 2021

whale dynamite

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.

Cutting rich people's taxes in order to stimulate the economy is nothing but whale dynamite.

by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017

Beluga Whale

A term used for a guy that has a terrible hairline as well as a huge forehead

Have you seen Antonio he is a beluga whale

by Da Mantalope December 20, 2018