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Massaging The Donut 

To make something out of nothing
I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome 

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.
Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome by JoTySmith November 16, 2010

eat the donut 

Term used to describe doing something you don't want to do, getting a bad deal, or just getting screwed in general. It refers to the act of eating a donut off of a fully erect penis. The act provides pleasure to the donut bearer while humiliating the donut eater.
Driving instructor: Hey bud, you didn't park between those cones.

Trainee: Come on man! I really need this job.

Driving instructor: Well bud, you're goin to have to eat the donut if you want driving privileges.

Aaron: Nice motocycle Kevin. How much did you pay for it?

Kevin: Uhhhhh..$4500.00. Ain't it

Aaron: Wow. You really ate the donut on that deal!

Mark: Did Dr. Lowe give you that promotion yet or what?

Henry: No. He said it would be ANOTHER month. I've been working here 12 hours a day 6 days a week plus I went to his house and fixed his lawnmower, camper, and his brother's rotor tiller.

Mark: Man, you've really had to eat the donut to get this promotion.
eat the donut by Gimp daddy November 26, 2013

Dancing with the Devil 

A euphemism used to refer to addiction and drug use. Most often refers to heroin.
"It's so hard to say no/When you're dancing with the Devil" - Demi Lovato

"I got in trouble/The first time my dad saw me/Dance with the Devil" - Machine Gun Kelly

pun of the day 

The unfunny word combinations that are often chosen as the Urban Dictionary word of the day. They are created solely for the reason for posting on this site, and do not reflect actual slang. See flojectile, dotcomrade, drafterglow, and locavore, to name a few.
Who came up with this stupid pun of the day?
pun of the day by Alex Dubya January 8, 2008

The Distillers

Fucking rock!
Brody Dalle Sings And plays lead guitar Beautifully man!
Yo, That chick from the distillers is buff man.
The Distillers by GirlSkater January 17, 2004