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taking the l 

Today has been a failure. I'm taking the l for the day.
taking the l by Yoyama March 14, 2016

top tanking

The act of taking a serious shitsickle in the top tank of a toilet.
dude that chicks party was so lame top tanking her toilet was the only way to add a little atmosphere...she'll never forget that night once she discovers where that stench is coming from...don't go back for a few days !!!
top tanking by last star fighter August 31, 2007

Kicking ass and taking numbers 

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.
He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

Taking a wank! 

Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to.
Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello
Bob: What are you up to?
Jim: Taking a wank!
Taking a wank! by Hello I am Gay February 17, 2007

taking a piss 

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."
Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

talkin 'em 

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).
Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.
talkin 'em by Pete June 19, 2006