Swag Points 

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)

This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"

Swag Points by KidSwagg October 29, 2010

Swag Messiah 

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

Swag Messiah by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

Swag monster 

The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!

A: Yo! Did you see that McLuvin kid chillin with the cops?

B: Yah! he was a total swag monster!

Swag monster by Biak September 23, 2011

SWAG bag 

acronym Stuff We All Get

Everyone entering the event will get a swag bag

SWAG bag by C01e August 13, 2015

swag rap 

A genre of rap that is based on original appearance and behavior. The lyrics are usually meaningless, but often so random and pleasant sounding that you can't help but listen to them.

Lil B and Riff Raff are typical swag rappers.

swag rap by amphibian marauder September 3, 2012

Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.

Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"

Swag Collector by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012

swag surfing 

To be fly and be able to move through matters in an easy maner or to be able to go through your life soley on your swagger.

I've been just swag surfing for the past few days

swag surfing by iandakid23 May 29, 2009