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Suck Monkey 

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"
Suck Monkey by H1MS3LF April 4, 2009
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Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

suck cocks 

Synonymous with Beat Guts, Beat Face, or Dummy a Slam Pig.
Q: Hey Jaime, did you suck cocks with that girl last night?

A: Yeah, we sucked cocks for a while then I donkey punched her then kicked her out.
suck cocks by Jamie Velez July 27, 2005

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.
That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.
suck puppy schlong by Omni November 12, 2003

suck and blow kiss 

two people press their lips together while one person blows out air and the other suck in air. It feels very weird, like sucking in helium
Hey! lets show Emily what the suck and blow kiss is!

suck on my bentley 

a rapper no name (jay-z) who has comercialised rap and is livin the rich life style but still thinks hes in the ghetto
im a bad ass rapper from da ghetto ive commercialised rap buy my clothes but suck on my bentley
suck on my bentley by tom clayton January 19, 2008