anti-spite

The desire to do a good thing but make it seem like a bad thing.

He let the little kid win the race out of anti-spite.

by Inferno the candle April 6, 2022

Freudian Split

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.

Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?

by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022

Lickety-split

When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!

I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!

by Orofinofarmer April 13, 2022

Lockland Split

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.

Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole

by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

banana split

when a lady opens up her legs and pushes out a banana with ice cream and a Cheri

wanna banana split from steak n shake ?

by chloes-fault May 2, 2022

European Split

When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.

Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!

by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022

Liquor split

Liquor split

When you lick a woman’s private part..

Would you like a liquor Split

by Being Jake July 2, 2022