Barky Spider

Euphemism for "Fart".

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

by Kevin Gets December 6, 2009

B-sides Syndrome

Almost like hipsters,a person with B-sides syndrome likes to give major importance to the songs that do not appeal to the general public

Alex:I really like kaiser Chiefs.

Costa:I like them but I prefer the wierd dark songs they have,the ones that no one likes.

Basilio:Fuck you,you have B-sides Syndrome!

by idon'tknow22 November 10, 2013

There are two sides to the argument

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

by jazzman! October 3, 2009

Spades

Spades is another word for mack or hitting on. In other words, when you try and hit on a person for sex or their number.

'Oh there goes Jerry trying to spade that chick again, I wonder if he'll get her into bed.'

by Me March 24, 2003

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 7, 2004

ace of spades

An Exclamation of approval towards an action or occurance. Genrally said with an enthusiastic tone of voice.

Jenny- "I jus got a free drink."
N*tty- "Oh Thats ace of spades that is!"

by Pyargs January 16, 2005