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Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.
Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.
by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023
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The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 20, 2024
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shooting star

The sexual act of spreading open ones anus, so that your partner can defecate inside of it.
She asked me if I liked ass play... I unfortunately said yes... A shooting star is not something you want.
by Elishnus July 28, 2016
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Shooting Box

1. A defence from ScrapTD which specialises at taking down barrels with high-damage bullets (e.g. Billboard) but doesn't target air barrels.

2. (Slang) A submachine-gun.
"I placed 2 Shooting Boxes and those ground barrels were no problemo for me except for Lurid Layered."

"I used the shooting box and killed 3 soldiers during World War III".
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
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Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?
Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.
Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**
by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022
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Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
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