30 seconds

A member of a 2000`s rap bad that only last 30 seconds in bed

Guy1: I totally pulled a Chase Clark on Emily last night!
Guy2: So you lasted about 30 seconds?
Guy1: Yup.

by Da Anhilata and braD December 23, 2013

Langley Secondary School

One of the shittiest schools in Langley, BC. The heating system is broken, so if you want your child to freeze to death - send them right over! Instead of using student fees for useless leadership events, it could be invested into repairing the school - or you know, upgrading the computers from the 1990's. Filled with drug dealing skip outs, your child is sure to become one of them! The janitors lazy out and don't even clean the stale shit in the washrooms. The staff are great, but always talk shit behind each other's backs. If an earthquake were to roll through, your little precious will be killed by the failing infrastructure. Graduating? Be ready to spend a minimum of $100 - and that's just for grad photos. The parent PAC cheaps out every year, so don't even feel bad for not going to any of the graduation events.

Emma: "I think I'll be switching to Langley Secondary School."
Ellie" "Emma... I'll get your grave ready, sweety"

by MeltedMargarine September 4, 2016

30 second lunch

A quick blowjob

You: "Did your girlfriend want any food?"

Me :"Nah man, she just had a 30 second lunch"

by Scooperz September 21, 2017

canberra secondary school

principal is good , teachers are okay while student having weird problem . ppl cut queue almost evry single time and always relax , chill in canteen aft school and go make tiktok at umbrella area . sec 1 r quite innocent but no not quite while sec 2 think is fun to do shit since nxt yr they r sec 3

canberra secondary school so far quite a ok school n do lots of community service

by thatstoopidbish August 20, 2021

jurongville secondary school

This school honestly sucks. Terrible teachers and students . all know how to tiktok only bodoh lah this shitty ass school

Them : Is Jurongville secondary school good
Me : NO

by cl broh September 20, 2021

Northland Secondary School

Northland Secondary school is a place filled with no life degenerates students that have no goals in life and couldn't survive a second without their bubblegum flavoured Vape . Located in the independent sovereign nation of Yishun , a country right smack in the middle of Singapore and Malaysia , Northland secondary school is one of the worst school in the entire world , ranking #1897464 in the School tier list , Due to the amount of Xmm , YPs , gangsters and morbidly a-beast white ass never seen sunlight in their life, mouth breathers triple chins chinese kids. It isn't difficult to see why Northland Secondary School is the worst. WARNING , Northland secondary school has this creepy ass , teleporting ass , bald ass old guy that will send you to a concentration camp like the auschwitz when you miss the time by 1 nano second because some old fart bus driver auntie/uncle just can't step on the paddle. The bald ass old guy will force you to pick grass like how black people picked cotton in the 1800s for a hour or more depending on the amount of time he caught your ass. Northland Secondary School is literally hell on earth and multiple human rights violation have been committed there. Don't ever end up in this school coming from a survival.

Person 1- "Wow , I am selected to go to Northland Secondary School , can't wait to meet all the friendly people there!"

Person 2- "Bro definitely retarded lmao, future garbage truck driver."

by DogEaterFromChongQing February 25, 2023

Sloppy seconds byler

A name that some harassment obsessed milevens call bylers on Tumblr & Twitter even though it's sexualizing the children.

(Not all milevens are toxic like this btw)

The sloppy seconds byler anon is weirdly obsessed with us.

by Bylershippermiwi7 May 24, 2023