nompty

Nompty: You are slightly retarded but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a Irish Accent. Could also mean your have a small penis

Pronounced: nom-teh
"Your a fuck'n nompty"
"You've got a small nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.

Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nomanskyping

When a game looks or is really bad but you can't escape its bad-ness and you're going to play it anyway.

The new Zelda game's doomed, theres nomanskyping it.

by ShaheerS2 September 4, 2016

Nomatosed

When a short person drinks too much, passes out and looks like a garden gnome.

Jim: Shit man, look at short stack, she's passed out in the garden! Looks like a gnome!
Kirk: Yup, she's fucking nomatosed!

by moard September 12, 2016

Nominoid

Sara's favorite way to say "Now I'm Annoyed." She says this phrase so often that she does not have the time to continuously say it. So in order to save time she has created Nominoid.

*Boyfriend says something even remotely against Sara's way of thinking*

Sara: "Nominoid"

by AnnoyingBF October 25, 2016

Nominate

To fuck someone over indirectly.

I nominate Bobby to give the hour long speech. There's no way I'm Doing it

by Rc barca October 27, 2016

Nomy

A cute girl who is very Beautyful.A Nomy loves to help other people.She is one of the kindess persons on earth if you find a Nomy never let she go. Every Boy loves Nomys they are cute,beautyful,kind,smart and very cuteeee. She is a little cutie pie. EVERYBODY LOVES NOMY

Oh look, this is a Nomy. So sweet.

by Anonymous 62 January 10, 2017