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No My God 

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.
person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?
No My God by T.J. Dubz May 28, 2012
-im on my nomyo right now.
-I know he pissed you off but just nomyo.
-let me nomyo cuz this chick is about to catch it.
nomyo by cheekebaby88 November 25, 2014

no my child, this is not my desire 

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

No My Back 

"Sorry, I took the last nacho chip."
"No my back, I should of got one sooner."
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"You spilled the salt!"
"No my back."
No My Back by jaredc December 16, 2008
Like "Oh My God!" but used in a much more solemn and profound sense.
Used especially when Robit took a shat in teh toilet n didn't flushe, however, little did Robit know there was a servere earthquake which sent the toilet violently rattling and flying through the ceiling 🌋, leaving a floor full of Robit's dinner on the remains of the bathroom tiling. When this happens, Robit's mother can almost always be heard screaming "NOMYGOD!" and "ROBBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" after discovering the massive hole in the house, and the pool of shit on the floor of the bathroom. Kinky.
"NOMYGOD! ROBITTTTTTTTT! YA SHIT'S ALL OVER TEH FOOKIN FLOOR AN YEH DITN'T EVEN FLUSHHE TEH FOOKIN POTTY IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAS YEH LITTLE ROCKMELON!"
NOMYGOD by estelle_chamberlain April 19, 2020

no my gosh 

what you say when your dance teacher tells you to run it from the top for the 50th time after 2 hours of rehearsal and 3 hours of rigorous studying
"no my gosh i need to sleep before i lmao yeet myself off a cliff
no my gosh by horsehead123 March 6, 2019