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No My God 

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.
person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?
No My God by T.J. Dubz May 28, 2012
-im on my nomyo right now.
-I know he pissed you off but just nomyo.
-let me nomyo cuz this chick is about to catch it.
nomyo by cheekebaby88 November 25, 2014

no my child, this is not my desire 

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

No My Back 

I'm sorry it was my fault.
"Sorry, I took the last nacho chip."
"No my back, I should of got one sooner."
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"You spilled the salt!"
"No my back."
No My Back by jaredc December 16, 2008
Like "Oh My God!" but used in a much more solemn and profound sense.
Used especially when Robit took a shat in teh toilet n didn't flushe, however, little did Robit know there was a servere earthquake which sent the toilet violently rattling and flying through the ceiling 🌋, leaving a floor full of Robit's dinner on the remains of the bathroom tiling. When this happens, Robit's mother can almost always be heard screaming "NOMYGOD!" and "ROBBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" after discovering the massive hole in the house, and the pool of shit on the floor of the bathroom. Kinky.
"NOMYGOD! ROBITTTTTTTTT! YA SHIT'S ALL OVER TEH FOOKIN FLOOR AN YEH DITN'T EVEN FLUSHHE TEH FOOKIN POTTY IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAS YEH LITTLE ROCKMELON!"
NOMYGOD by estelle_chamberlain April 19, 2020

no my gosh 

what you say when your dance teacher tells you to run it from the top for the 50th time after 2 hours of rehearsal and 3 hours of rigorous studying
"no my gosh i need to sleep before i lmao yeet myself off a cliff
no my gosh by horsehead123 March 6, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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