Definitions by moard

Snapshower

When your teenager refuses to get off Snapchat just because they are having a shower.

My wife: "Is she off SnapChat and having a shower yet???"
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."

Snapshower by moard February 22, 2024

Snapshower

When your teenager refuses to get off Snapchat just because they are having a shower.

My wife: "Is she off SnapChat and having a shower yet???"
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."

Snapshower by moard February 19, 2024

Nomatosed 

When a short person drinks too much, passes out and looks like a garden gnome.

Jim: Shit man, look at short stack, she's passed out in the garden! Looks like a gnome!
Kirk: Yup, she's fucking nomatosed!

Nomatosed by moard September 12, 2016

moard 

Short for "Mother-Fucking Fucking Retard!"
Used when there are kids around and you don't want to swear.

That moard cut me off!

moard by moard July 2, 2014