moard

Short for "Mother-Fucking Fucking Retard!"
Used when there are kids around and you don't want to swear.

That moard cut me off!

by moard July 02, 2014

Snapshower

When your teenager refuses to get off Snapchat just because they are having a shower.

My wife: "Is she off SnapChat and having a shower yet???"
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."

by moard February 19, 2024

Nomatosed

When a short person drinks too much, passes out and looks like a garden gnome.

Jim: Shit man, look at short stack, she's passed out in the garden! Looks like a gnome!
Kirk: Yup, she's fucking nomatosed!

by moard September 12, 2016

Snapshower

When your teenager refuses to get off Snapchat just because they are having a shower.

My wife: "Is she off SnapChat and having a shower yet???"
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."

by moard February 22, 2024