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"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"
by leppie October 1, 2003
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Mountain Rescue

A team of fearless men and women who put their lives on the line to find people lost on the mountains, and they don’t even get paid.

Operating in midwales, specifically the Brecon Beacons, the team consists of a range of people; doctors, grounds men and even a chemistry teacher. They will be paged when someone gets lost or hurt on the region, and they will run out to find these people.

One epic example of their entirely selflessness is a certain chemistry teacher from Brecon. He got paged in the middle of a lesson, turned the class to the emergency work he prepares at the beginning of each term in the event that he has to run off, then left in his mightily land rover to go and find the lost individual. He met the rest of the team and they started to make their way up the mountain, except our favourite chem teacher was worried the pace was too slow, so he ran ahead to make sure the lost persons were all right. Later that afternoon, a glider crashed into Pen-y-Fan and he was continued from his present position on the mountain to go and help the pilot, despite his team being told that, as they had already completed a rescue, they did not have to do it. The team volunteered anyway. Once the recue was complete, the chemistry teacher returned to school for his final lesson of the day. He did this entire rescue still in his shirt and tie!

They are all true heroes.
Hiker 1: ok I admite it, we're lost.
Hiker 2: (scowls) I'll call mountain rescue.

Person 1: Did you here about that girl who fell in the river in Brecon and was swept away?
Person 2: Yeah! Have they found her yet?
Person 1: Yeah they have, Mountain Rescue were sweeping all along the river all night.
by Dyslexic-chyc April 26, 2011
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Hannah Montana

As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.
Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.
by K_rachel_O November 25, 2007
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Rocky Mountain House

place. Cosmopolitan Albertan city ideally located where the heart of the glacial gravel deposits meet the shoulder of the Rocky Mountain alluvial boulder accretions. Industry is quite diversified. Factories where large limestone rocks are pummeled into dust for concrete manufacturing stand arm-in-arm with factories where gravel is carefully sieved for concrete manufacturing.

David Thompson, a Welshman posing as a Scottish Hudson Bay surveyor under an assumed accent, is honoured with a museum and re-created wooden fort on the less-dusty side of town. Each summer a festive re-creation of the stripping of the area's resources by Europeans with an exaggerated sense of entitlement is staged by local actors dressed as fur traders. Lemonade is available.

Shooting Wapiti, deer, rapids, muskrats, mallards, stoneys, goldeye and pool are popular pursuits as are participating in rodeo events and living life large.

Education is a priority as is participation in civic government and watching hockey. Some of the best hockey players in the world have come from near Rocky Mountain House and it is fondly remembered by many players as the place where they first scored.
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Let's go to Rocky Mountain House this week-end. We could watch the rodeo, buy a sack of gravel and get our windshield repaired.

So many windshield repair shops! You think there might be a bit too much gravel out that way?
by gnostic1 August 17, 2011
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Hannah Montana

1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.

2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.

3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.
1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.

2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!

3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.
by baseballbats2021 March 10, 2009
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mountain top

The nipple, usually a womans. Used in slang term as an analogy for sucking a breast
"So how far have you and Jonathon gone?" said an interested friend.
She said timidly, "He sucked the mountain top."
by Pheffercorn August 7, 2007
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Montague

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)
dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?
by Louis devito January 31, 2009
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