beast mode cowboy

A state of mind that produces an energetic, outgoing, sexual attraction to farm animals.

Whenever I hit a pig, horse or cow my mind goes into beast mode cowboy.

by DrWizard July 28, 2014

moderator

Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.

Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.

What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy teenages who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can.

I used to play a really cool MUD called Moongate until the moderators(caleed immortals for some gay reason) went mad with power, changed the name of the game and banned me for trying to report a bug. Losers.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

moded

This word is most appropriately used when someone is proven wrong in an embarassing manner. It is not simply a matter of making a mistake, or being embarassed, but is most properly used when someone has vehemently defended a position and been proven wrong.

It is also most appropriately used during a battle of insults when someone offers a better retort to someone's innitial attack.

Scenario 1:

Person 1 - Asians suck at football. There has never been a good asian football player
Person 2 - What about Jr. Seau!?
Person 1 - Jr. Seau is polynesian, not asian, you dumbass
Third Party - Ohh! You got moded!

Scenario 2:

Person 1 - You're too ugly to get any girls you fat ass!
Person 2 - That's why I fucked your girlfriend last night!
Third Party - Ohhhh! You got MODED!

by Casey Wells January 7, 2006

Rocko's Modern Life

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

modgethanc

Mind-plans.

Origin: Anglo-saxon (old English) term, as seen in the poem "Caedmon's Hymn"

Meotodes meahte and his modgethanc.

by modgethanc.com April 8, 2005

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

modest mouse

An indie rock band from Issaquah, Washington. Currently comprised of Isaac Brock, Johnny Mar, Eric Judy, Tom Peloso, Jeremiah Green, and Joe Plummer. Formed in 1993.

Studio albums are This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About, Lonesome Crowded West, Moon and Antarctica, Sad Sappy Sucker, Good News For People Who Love Bad News, We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank.

Asshole #1: Modest Mouse sucks.
Asshole #2: I know, man.
Jesus: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

by jf88penguin June 7, 2007