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Skid Marks

Its when u dont wipe your shitty ass propraly

Its also when u leave shit marks in the toilets after a shit.

There's a girl i know called yasmin and she left them in the toilet it was disgusting
Yasmin: i just had a shit
Bob: okay, i need a piss, WTF thers skid marks it the toilet
Yasmin: i cant help it
Bob: i bet you have them in ur pants to
Yasmin: i wiped my ass good
Bob: i bet you did you stinking bitch
by Lille :) May 26, 2018
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idiot mark

The name that is often given to a tattoo that an inked individual later regrets in life. An idiot mark is also something one does that leaves a permanent mark, scar, or disfigurement such as caused by setting themselves on fire with a flame thrower, or doing the eraser challenge.
(My grandfather speaking) You know what this is pointing to arm ? This is my idiot mark. I got it while I was in the Navy and I've regretted it ever since.

( Parent to child ) I've warned you about the eraser challenge, and now you'll have a permanent idiot mark for the rest of your life.
by Daniel H. B. February 7, 2018
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Mark Sydes

He is such a Mark Sydes. OMG!
by lupinniex February 3, 2020
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mark on knee

All black people are known to have a scar on their knee the size ranges on different people, most darker skinned girls have it opposed to lighter skinned bkack girls because they were in the house so their knees were'nt grazed outside working in the fields. It is a mark of your enslaved ansestors, if you have this you should watch it and feel proud for this is a reminder of your ancestors hard work.
Woww how do we both have a mark on knee?

Because we are both black
by HistoryofAfricans April 8, 2020
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Throwin' a Mark

When you wake up in the morning and have a dong so ridiculously large that it hits the ground and causes a slight tremor.
"Man, I was wit ma gurl last night, and I was all rompin' on dat ass when da earf shook. She was all like, "Guy next door is throwin' a Mark....I am gonna go get me some of dat slong." I hate it when a dude is throwin' a Mark."
by BigDaddyDong69 September 23, 2012
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mark marshall

uptight self proclaimed"ladies man" a mark marshall smiles alot and does not show other emotion, example u fucked his girlfriend and he hates you but he still smiles like a girl scout sellin cookies.
(man approaches group of women and gets turned down but still smiles like he accomplished something)

Mayyynneee, he totally just mark marshalled that shit.
by 69indirty January 1, 2012
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ah mark

ah mark are words that mean "mate" in English and it's currently popular in Cambodia
sart mark
thanks ah mark
by MoonOSja October 29, 2019
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