by Ahadi2011 September 21, 2025
Get the Plane Karenmug. Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.
Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.
by Orangeboxman May 26, 2021
Get the Big Karenmug. A dumb middle-aged woman who wants the manager because the poor worker got her latte order wrong.
Her main habitats are shops and coffee shops. She makes your life harder and probably doesn't care about the dead.
It's clear she's delusional and calls her children perfect but they actually look like shit.
She also never wears a mask.
Her main habitats are shops and coffee shops. She makes your life harder and probably doesn't care about the dead.
It's clear she's delusional and calls her children perfect but they actually look like shit.
She also never wears a mask.
Karen: YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!!!!!!!
Worker: Oh sorry let me just- oh could you wear a mask next time?
Karen: I HAVE A DISORDER!!!!!!!
Worker: Uh- Ohhhhkaayy?
Karen: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Worker: Wh-why?
Worker: Oh sorry let me just- oh could you wear a mask next time?
Karen: I HAVE A DISORDER!!!!!!!
Worker: Uh- Ohhhhkaayy?
Karen: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Worker: Wh-why?
by anonymous November 7, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Chad: so ive been working on this outfit for quite a long time
Karen: *wanting to say something*
Me: respect the drip karen
Karen: *wanting to say something*
Me: respect the drip karen
by THISHOEACTUALLYISMAD October 21, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Someone with the power to summon the manager, anywhere, anytime. Their species typically is anti-vaxxer, racist (to a degree) and has a haircut that immediately signals a Karen is in the radius.
Karen: Waiter GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
Waiter: Yes Ma'am?
Karen: This coffee tastes like bullshit! I want to speak to the manager!
Waiter: intense sweating
Waiter: Yes Ma'am?
Karen: This coffee tastes like bullshit! I want to speak to the manager!
Waiter: intense sweating
by igor's coffee August 31, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A woman who has a certain type of haircut and a rude attitude. She will always be in check with the managers and gets her free discounts.
by Thiccpeach February 19, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Either a total manager hater or a sweet girl, usually Asian. Manager hating Karen is known to steal kids from her husband and demand to speak with a manager when things go slightly array. Sweet Asian Karen probably likes light colors and has a big heart.
“Is that Karen? Oh no, I bet she’s here to try and kick Sharon off the PTA again.”
“Hi Karen! Want some skittles?”
“Hi Karen! Want some skittles?”
by chaoticneutral2019 December 29, 2019
Get the Karenmug.