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West Jesus

"Yo, I parked way the hell over in east bumfuck! Where you at?"
"Right here in West Jesus."
by Prime December 20, 2002
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the Jesus Triphecta

another word for the Holy Trinity(the father,son,and holy spirit) when reffering to Roman Catholic belif.
Jimmy: What's your stand on Christianity?

Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.
by Mario B. April 28, 2008
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Jesus Sniper

The best sniper who has ever graced the world of first person shooter.
Danny: Wow Ingoe95 is a total Jesus Sniper
Ingoe95: Hell yeah!
by Ingoe March 3, 2009
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Baby Jesus

A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.
Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.
by Punto4President April 14, 2010
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Jesus Run

A situation in which you out run a ridiculous amount enemies without dying.

Mainly used in video games.
I don't even know how i got a way. Seriously, that was the most intense jesus run I've ever done.
by GrimmWhiskey July 24, 2016
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Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.
I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!
by I love rabbits January 9, 2022
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Jesus Buddy

Jesus Buddy is a person who is so buddied up with Jesus that it becomes annoying. Like Jesus is their personal bro, every other word from their mouth is Jesus. Their Facebook wall, quotes, religion section always has something religious in it.
Jonathan is an immense Jesus Buddy, all he talks about is Jesus
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 18, 2011
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