the balls and the butts

A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.

Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.

Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.

by Patrick G. April 29, 2008

Butt Wolf

An older gentleman at the bar with physical characteristics similar to Treat Williams who attempts to engage straight men in butt sex through buying them alcoholic beverages.

Chris: Why is that fake ass Treat Williams stand in buying you all these drinks?

Jackson: 'Cause he's a total Butt Wolf and he thinks if I get drunk he can sodomize me.

by Billy Hornet March 31, 2009

butt surfer

a man or woman who desires to fuck people in the ass, both male and female.

My boyfreind love anal sex too much. I know he is just a butt surfer.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Butt Muff

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.

His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.

by Faloola K Cheezy December 9, 2010

butt blow

n.
Explosive diarrhea. When you can no longer hold it in and when released, comes out in an explosive manner. See also assplosion

After eating all that Mexican food, I developed a bad case of butt blow. Man, I needed a whole box of matches to clear up the stench from that one!

by wesleywillis November 3, 2007

butt crumpets

British form of dingleberries

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.

by jam13 September 14, 2006

butt egg

A sexual toy that is inserted into the anus...preferably "vibrating". Often available with a "safety tether".

As I walked away from the mirror I found that my butt egg had become disengaged due to its safety tether.

by mto April 4, 2007