1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships that are abundant in rich, exquisite ass. Also skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.
2. One who has an obsession with asshole of some sort.
2. One who has an obsession with asshole of some sort.
ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!
Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!
LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!
Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!
LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!
Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
by bigmelon June 17, 2008
The act of expelling waste similar in color and consistency to vomit, though expelled through the rectum rather than the mouth. It may be accompanied by sounds similar to those made while vomiting as well. See throwing down
Anne: "Tommy, what did I tell you about throwing up on the carpet?"
Tommy: "Relax, mom, it's just ass vomit."
Tommy: "Relax, mom, it's just ass vomit."
by Mace Decade January 08, 2009
by The Derek-ness May 15, 2004
The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.
by Anonymous December 04, 2002
Used at the end of an insult to typify the base of the insult. Not used as an insult in it of itself. Can be also used as "face ass" and "neck ass" in some cases.
Your ole "two plus two not knowing wtf it is" head ass.
Your ole "I don't know the number for 911" face ass.
Your ole "lemme get a peice" neck ass.
Incorrect usage: "You're such a head ass." Or "He is such a head ass."
Your ole "I don't know the number for 911" face ass.
Your ole "lemme get a peice" neck ass.
Incorrect usage: "You're such a head ass." Or "He is such a head ass."
by Thishowyousayit November 27, 2016
When something smell so bad that it smells like a raunchy ass female is bouncing her stank ass around in your face
Girl: Hey Chyy
Me: OOOHHHHH yo breath smell like bounce that ass
Girl 1: did you smell la-a breath??
Girl 2: YYYEEEAAASSS it smell like straight up bounce that ass
Me: OOOHHHHH yo breath smell like bounce that ass
Girl 1: did you smell la-a breath??
Girl 2: YYYEEEAAASSS it smell like straight up bounce that ass
by shanana_peterson February 19, 2014
1) That sorry ass just ruined the whole evening!
2) <Jim> There IS no alternative to this--I know it for sure!
<Mark> I checked it out yesterday and found 144 other sources for it, you sorry ass!
2) <Jim> There IS no alternative to this--I know it for sure!
<Mark> I checked it out yesterday and found 144 other sources for it, you sorry ass!
by Alex September 28, 2003