Jam Dick January

Jam Dick January is much like Destroy Dick December and No Nut November but this one is painful. It is when you smash your nuts on something and masturbate while doing it.
Hey you doing Destroy Dick December . Oh hellll Nahhhhh i'm training for Jam Dick January
by Bic Pencils December 06, 2018
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Tummy Jim Jam

Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.
Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
by _Clockwork_ September 30, 2021
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Rural Traffic Jam

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."
by Kalisiin November 06, 2011
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Corona clam jam

When a girl cancels a date due to having the Corona virus
I thought we really hit it off. Today she tells me to keep away she has the Corona virus .

She just got Corona clam jammed
by zerocover March 09, 2020
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pop & chips jam

A party that consists of no alcoholic beverages, marijuana, or other drugs. Usually a party thrown by kids with little or no friends, for reasons such as
-Parents being home
-The kid is just simply a loser

Let's not go to waterson's party because it's going to be a pop & chips jam.
by crunkss June 25, 2007
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Booboo Jammed Up

When some one blows off their friends to be with their girlfriend/boyfriend.
Question: Where is Jay he ws supposed to be here an hour ago?

Responce: Oh he is booboo Jammed up
by BCDF July 17, 2009
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Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.
by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010
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