Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.

Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.

by John September 20, 2003

mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.

"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"

by Gordon March 11, 2004

Snorkel Fucker

One who fucks snorkels. (Ususaly with a cock.)

Billy is a dirty Snorkel Fucker, because he has sexual relations with snorkels!

by I am Jacob May 1, 2006

nelgar fucker

A slang term used for a gun that is going to kill a black person.

Lemme pull out my nelgar fucker and kill that bitch.

by Eric R. January 6, 2005

horse fucker

1. a person who fucks horses
2. someone who is considered gay
-commonly used as a diss
first used in the south park movie

billy is a complete horse fucker

by dan da mann January 2, 2006

Bagel Fucker

one who fucks bagels

christopher fucks bagels, so he is a bagel fucker

by stevemitchellisfuckinhilarious December 30, 2008

chicken fucker

Some guy from Phillidelphia named Howard who goes and gets coffee from the Starbucks that's across the street from another Starbucks.

Was that a Venti or a Grande Tripple Cafe Late? CHICKEN FUCKER!!!

by Unsayne July 30, 2008