orgasm fruit 

really good food or munchies

bro do you got any orgasm fruit

orgasm fruit by Joe Merk May 20, 2010

mystery fruit 

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

mystery fruit by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

sneaky fruit burst 

when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.

Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."

sneaky fruit burst by simba;) October 14, 2010

Mixed Fruit Bowl 

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.

Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.

Mixed Fruit Bowl by Purple Jon December 20, 2010

My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

My fruit has gone brown by Surly Dave April 5, 2011

Forbidden Fruit Mentality 

The mentality in which a person shames or sexualizes the unclothed human body regardless of context or climate for any reason.

I went to a nudist resort for the first time last week and lost my forbidden fruit mentality while I was there.

Forbidden Fruit Mentality by Slayerx1010 September 22, 2013

Neck Fruit 

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

Neck Fruit by SevilSeveril February 23, 2014