Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

Condom

A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.

uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.

by fhndnjcndjen October 31, 2019

Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.

Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.

by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020

Condom

A form of safety used to prevent pregnancy during sexual intercourse

To stay safe, use a condom.

by i am stupid 123 February 27, 2020

Cangover

A Hangover but you used crack instead of alcohol.

I snorted 3 lines and slammed my cat against my table and had a cangover.

by CowBalls445 March 6, 2020

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.

Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.

by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 28, 2020