Mushroom cock

This is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. The penis is normal in shape untill one notices the end, where it has dramatically bulged into a mushroom shape. To get a mushroom cock one can use a lacky band so that the circulation builds up and the head swells. This person usually needs therapy or has a hot date.

Dewy: Sup bro whats been happening?
Jero: Nothing much. Got a huge pain in my penis, it's throbbing like hell. Lisa wont want to see me tomorrow.
Dewy: Hahaha, mushroom cock syndrome? Take that lacky band off the shaft so it doesnt throb you idiot.
Jero: It's not the lacky band, i took that off ages ago. This is prob from the STD i got from the rank chick that thought i had a Watermelon cock.
Dewy: Fuck!! Dude seriously you gotta stop worrying about the shape of your cock it isn't healthy.
Jero: Yer i know but the hoes love it.
Dewy: No they dont.

by Mummas June 19, 2006

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cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

by Bob June 1, 2003

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Cock Swinging

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.

EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.

by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011

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cocking around

Doing nothing, being unproductive. Very similar to "dicking around", but one is cocking around when he/she is dicking around when he/she is supposed to be doing work or something important.

At my job, I was supposed to be completing the TPS reports, but I was cocking around instead.

by Jake "midg3ts" Herman February 28, 2007

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