listerine blues

When you pour Listerine on your dick after going raw in some questionable .

After hitting kelly the smelly I went listerine blues, it's all I had available.

by stink dinky February 2, 2023

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.

Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!

by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023

Conneaut Blues

Similar to Depression, but manlier. When a re-enactor misses just hanging out with their friend, the general vibe and atmosphere at being at a re-enactment.

The reality of the “real world” hanging heavily over one’s head and wishing to be back in the field or in the camp surrounded by like minded individuals.

History: Derived from the Ohio town of Conneaut that hosts “D-Day Ohio”, a WWII Re-Enactment.

Person one: “Are they ok? They seem pretty distant recently…”

Person Two: “Yea, they’ll be alright, they’ve just got a case of the Conneaut Blues.”

by Der_Pionier March 24, 2023

dish blesser

An automatic dishwasher appliance in a kitchen that doesn't actually clean the dishes, but we use it anyway. Apparently we think it blesses the dishes.

Have you unloaded the dish blesser yet?

by explanagraphics June 18, 2023

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023