turd in a punch bowl 

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.

the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl

turd in a punch bowl by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006

Bird-Bowl 

The packing of an extremely small amount of marijuana into a bowl for the express purpose of not making a full cypher. A technique associated with cheap potheads.

"Gordo always packs bird-bowls when I smoke with him while I'm packing brimmers of better nug."

Bird-Bowl by Valli December 24, 2008

Super Bowl Phantom 

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

Super Bowl Phantom by Rottadorable December 21, 2010

Pussy Bowl 

When a woman's vagina is stretched wide enough to place food or beverages to eat or drink out.

"Dude, how was the game on Friday?
"Man, it was great, Rachel came over and she took off her pants and let me eat a pussy bowl of Cheetos."

Pussy Bowl by VagMaster6969 November 2, 2011

Belgian Salad Bowl

Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad

This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.

Belgian Salad Bowl by Psuedoynm May 6, 2011

endless salad bowl 

When a gay man licks out his lover's anus for an hour or longer, especially after he swallowed a full bottle of Wishbone Italian salad dressing.

Jon Basquiat couldn't wait to try the endless salad bowl that Clive offered him.

endless salad bowl by Dr Drew LePinskey October 8, 2011

Chinese Rice Bowl 

This is when you stuff 2 pounds of rice in your woman's ass and then pour in boiling hot water to cook it, then eat it all out using chopsticks (Soy sauce optional).

Yo bro my asian girl so horny she'll even let me do a Chinese Rice Bowl.

Chinese Rice Bowl by AyeBrahhh123 November 18, 2016