the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.
girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.
by woaaah May 28, 2008
Get the jean bonermug. i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
Get the intellectual bonermug. by i kill ppl May 12, 2004
Get the ice bonermug. by Mastersofsex June 10, 2014
Get the Lady Bonermug. The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.
I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!
by O Ski September 7, 2007
Get the boner comamug. When an individual, most likely of the female gender, loves having the cock in their throat. In other words, they love giving dome.
Joe: Man I need some dome!
John: Just get that slu Tracy to do it, she always needs to quench her boner thirst.
John: Just get that slu Tracy to do it, she always needs to quench her boner thirst.
by Wesley Sneijder October 27, 2010
Get the boner thirstmug. 