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Blue Back 

The frustration experienced as a result of a backrub stopped too soon, especially when the backrub giver never intended to follow through with the backrub in the first place. A phenomenon similar to, but less severe than, blue balls.
She rubbed my shoulders for about three seconds then just laughed and walked away. Now I've got blue back.
Blue Back by snaptastic February 16, 2010
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blue angle 

a blue angle is when you need to fart and you stick a lighter by your bum so it a mini flame thrower
yo man check this blue angle it's gonna be massive

Blue tits 

Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
Blue tits by Hisforhat February 5, 2019

Blue pill rage

Blue pill rage is the rage a blue-pilled NPC feels when their programming is contradicted instead of being affirmed by another NPC, threatening the soundness of what they think they believe. It's the sudden and unexpected rage that comes when an NPC realises for a second they don't know why they believe something (as in programmed and or brainwashed) and cannot respond in any intelligent way that isn't aggression. Blue pill rage often follows a comment that contradicts a mainstream narrative, and for the blue pilled narrative to remain tight, any discussion that might damage the narrative/someones feelings has to be cancelled. Doing so shuts down any potential for both NPC's to learn from each other's respective views, stunting self-growth and widening division.
After Billy tried to tell Karen that communism has killed millions of people, she had an epic Blue pill rage

blue diamonds 

Viagra, or any other general male erection pill. General use for younger males to bone all night.
I need some blue diamonds for an evening she won't forget.
blue diamonds by EPS February 24, 2005

blue thunder 

The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."
blue thunder by fjordy December 28, 2005

Blue Water Backsplash 

When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.
I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.