Hospital bed

The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all

Hospital bed existing

Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?

by No user February 19, 2021

Bed buds

When you just want someone to sleep with you (not sexually)

“I done told this one girl I wanted to be bed buds and she thought I wanted to be friends with benefits”

Jimmy: did u hear that Rebecca had a bed bud

Johnny: that sounds cool man, I haven’t had those in years
Jimmy: no bro, a bed bud, someone who just sleeps with u not the bugs

by 420HandMeThatHenny February 20, 2021

NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021

Bed Butt

Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"

Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll

Troll: "Sorry...."

Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!

*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*

Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"

Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "

by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021

emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna while GK is hooking up with 2 shorties named katie and Hanna

Mason wtf man get you fingers out of her this is emmas bed

by emmajudd April 10, 2021

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

COB'bed

COBbing is a term that my bosses used a lot when I worked for the US Army. COBbing is basically when you get 'clobbered' (= COB'bed) with a must-do task right at close-of-business (COB), and it's especially bad when done on Friday.

My apologies, gents. I got COB'bed by my boss, so I have a bunch of work to do this evening and won't be able to make it.

by KiwiWordGeek June 9, 2021