COB'bed

COBbing is a term that my bosses used a lot when I worked for the US Army. COBbing is basically when you get 'clobbered' (= COB'bed) with a must-do task right at close-of-business (COB), and it's especially bad when done on Friday.

My apologies, gents. I got COB'bed by my boss, so I have a bunch of work to do this evening and won't be able to make it.

by KiwiWordGeek June 9, 2021

cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

Corn Cobbed Cock

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.

Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...

by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

get cobbed

a synonym for the phrase get fucked often used by vegans and christian moms

Becky is so rude. That bitch can get cobbed.

by chronic migraine January 24, 2019

Corn Cobbed

When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.

Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting “corn cobbed” instead.

by joeydunk33 April 30, 2019

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018