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Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
by Mphresources August 15, 2022
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Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.
Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.
by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022
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An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022
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The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
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3 Minute Warning

When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.
GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos

BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys

GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else
by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023
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Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine
by asbesito May 4, 2023
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dirty george washington

The act of fucking your dog repeatedly then kissing your wife as a bird bites your dick off.
Man the Dirty George Washington hurts a lot but sure was it fun!
by dasani_water☆ September 5, 2023
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