Dude #1: dude sea of thieves is the best!
Dude #2: I know right!
Lady: OH MY GOD I AM CALLING THE POLICE YOU ARE THIEVES
Both dudes facepalm.
by ElephantChicken4 March 17, 2019
A stunning new open-world pirate game, made by the talented crew at Rare. With a gorgeous art style and a vast ocean to explore – this charming cell-shaded game requires true teamwork if you're to set sail into its mysteries.

Players can look forward to boarding ships and stealing booty later this year, when the game releases alongside Project Scorpio.

It is coming to Xbox One/Scorpio and Win10 as a Play Anywhere title. I'm really pumped to see if Rare can still work their magic!
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, I can't wait to play Sea of Thieves!'

Dude#2: 'I know, right?! That game is gonna be lit.'

Weirdo: 'IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON PS4!!!'

Dude #1: 'Get out of here, you Pony!'

Dude #2: 'Yeah, go play your little weaboo indie games!'

Dude #1 and #2 proceed to high-five.
by shitstained mattress April 13, 2017
this game is one massive fetch quest simulator. I love it to pieces
dude 1: I hate those reaper skull bums who keep running away even though they are a pvp faction.

dude 2: I love the hunters call in sea of thieves
by LinLin10sionOnXbox July 18, 2022
slang for wanting to have rough anal sex while cosplaying as pirates.
person 1: you tryna hop on sea of thieves tonight?
person 2: sure! im down.
by femboy sam June 23, 2021
Someone who plays Sea of Thieves as a hardcore game and thinks it's their life. A Sea of Thieves virgin is anyone who grinds on Sea of Thieves adventure mode.
"Hey George is a Sea of Thieves virgin."

"Really? Isn't Sea of Thieves meant to be relaxing?"

"Yea but they think the game's hardcore."
by 69 OF DA 420 April 4, 2021