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Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit
by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024
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WAPer

Pronounced, “whopper”

1) An extremely narcissistic girl/woman with a very stretched out vagina caused by the unrelenting insertion of large objects. She will typically confuse being a ratchet ass hoe with being empowered and will remain in a delusional trance well into her golden years. Maybe her first pair of depends will change her thought process? Probably not.

2) Combining Cardi B’s WAP and the world famous B.K. sandwich. “WAPer” can be used to describe a vagina that is extremely loose due to the amount of large objects (most of the time, penis) that has been inside of it in a short period of time. Making her the real burger queen. They are often regarded as WAPs and coveted by their owners as being tight and juicy. In actuality, they are closer to having a roast beef like aesthetic paired with a glaze that likely came from the last tube steak that greased those buns. Not unlike the famous double texas whopper, this particular furburger has the ability to be stuffed with unlimited amounts of man meat. But make no mistake, it will be the one swallowing you.

Females that possess a WAPer can also often have an over bloated sense of self and misplaced self worth. Leaving a career in prostitution and/or rap music their most likely means of survival.
Simps BEWARE!!!
Simp 1: All Tonya does is brag about how awsome her WAP is. Man, It must be good. It’s too bad I’ll never get a chance wit…
Simp 2: DUDE! Tonya showed me her “WAPer” last night for just $20. It was huge! She put my bowling ball in there and everything!
by ManyMoonsRandy May 23, 2024
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Walker

Ser un Walker significa ser pedófilo.
Walker es un apellido utilizado en linea por múltiples personas en un juego llamado Habbo Hotel, la mayoría de estos terminan siendo pedófilos.
-Oye, ¿Te enteraste de lo que hizo Jefferson?
+Si, terminó siendo un Walker.
by TheGodDark May 26, 2024
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Walter White Lab

What you call the meth lab in GTA V.
Person 1: I earned $10,000,000 from my Walter White Lab yesterday!
Person 2: In GTA V?
Person 1: No...
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In real life.
Person 2: Oh...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ... Can I have some?
by SigmaChad3000 June 6, 2024
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Walker knocker

A younger person who pursues an older sexual partner
Did you see Jake’s new gf? Who knew he was a walker knocker
by shellshockpeach June 11, 2024
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waller

waller is another one of those words like bummer.
Aw man, what a waller!”
by 139_Scarbon July 9, 2024
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WalkerSweeney

A boy. Quite short in height. Has a tall ego. Very straight to the point. Sexuality is a matter he describes as, “ It’s like Ice-Cream, I want to every flavor, and like the f**k out of them.” His friends are limited. His nose is extended. He has slept with an entire continent.
I just saw a video where 2 guys did stuff together, they are such WalkerSweeneys.”
by anonymous February 27, 2025
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