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O'Tooled 

1)O'Tooled: Drunk. Hammered. Hungover. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Lawerance of Arabia, and was famous for off screen drinking binges.

2) O'Tooled: Denied. Rejected on a regular basis. Losing streak. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Murphys War, and was famous for not winning an acting Oscar after 8 nomminations.
"Dude!, we got friggen' O'Tooled on that pub crawl last night"

"Dude?!, Dave got totally O'Tooled by every girl on that pub crawl last night!...then again i was way too O'Tooled to keep track of them all"
O'Tooled by James March 6, 2004
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toolwarehouse

The highest order of tools. One who has achieved this disgraceful plateau has lost the respect of all of his peers and probably has lost most of his friends too. His chances of getting laid on a regular basis are next to zero.
An example of a toolwarehouse would be a balding, middle-aged grocery store manager who has lost all sense of reality.
Paul seriously said that to you? Man that guy's not just a toolshed he's a whole freakin' toolwarehouse.
toolwarehouse by rickyfresh June 18, 2006
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Five-Tooler 

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
Five-Tooler by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Sack of Tools 

Any person who is the epitome of a Tool Bag and is most likely seen throughout the day carrying around a sack of tools. Such people usually have no friends, life, general reason to live, therefore they spend there days with a sack of tools and dream of becoming a mechanic or repairmen of some sort.

Can also be used as a verb "Carrying around a sack of tools"

Most people who carry around sacks of tools are outcasts and you do not want to be like them. Nobody likes a guy who had a sack of tools on their back.
Artur "You would think that kid likes carrying around that sack of tools"

Brian: "I Think John Pearson should be voted most likely to carry around a sack of tools"

Upon seeing a group of fags "I bet you each of those guys carry around a sack of tools on a daily basis."

"Yo whoever punch quags definitely must enjoy carrying a sack of tools
a godforsaken piece of shit 90's computer program, don't even get me started on this one. I can't even begin to fathom why anyone would want to use it.
toolbook....what a piece of shit.
toolbook by JG_89 April 17, 2009
Yo Zoe god, grab the tooly, them ops rite around the corner.
Tooly by Ogzoegadd January 14, 2020
a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.
In the song Third Eye, maynard screams repeadedly after a beautiful section of ballad like music. At this point, the listener may undergo a toolgasm
toolgasm by eric February 15, 2004