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courage wank

Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.
"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"

"No way dude that's risky shit"
by jimtim February 19, 2014
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Throwback wank

A masturbation session done when thinking about or looking at pictures of someone from your past. Could be an ex-girlfriend from a few years back, your high school geography teacher, or anyone you no longer interact with.
With no clubs open and no chances to meet new people, all James could do was knock out a few throwback wanks every night.
by J. Domain February 26, 2021
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Bridge Wank

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."
by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017
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Allegorical Wank

Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.

See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.
by Theilliterate June 28, 2023
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Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020
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Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
by aljazmin November 12, 2021
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Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide
“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder
by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019
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