taco yeast

The cheesy substance between 2 labias, that could possibly make a loaf of bread rise.

George Bush's taco yeast is some of the most potent in the western hemisphere.

by jynx $$$ May 26, 2009

mega taco

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.

mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women

by douche-homo April 5, 2008

cold taco

The vagina of a deceased female. Usually referred to when discussing the subject of necrophilia.

"I hit some cold taco at the cemetery last night, got a little muddy!"
"Whoa dude, didn't know you were into things besides cold sausage..."

by nixobeohs April 4, 2009

taco knock

the female version of a cup check. a personage gives a female a little tap on the vaginal region, usually through the clothes in a casual and/or public environment.

megan was staring off into space again, so her boyfriend dustin decided to bring her back into reality by giving her a little taco knock.

by the regifter May 24, 2008

Taco Bell

A sexual maneuver in which you shit inside a taco shaped vagina and then cum onto it so it looks like a ground beef taco with ranch. Eating is optional.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that bitch a Taco Bell!
Guy 2: You're fucking nasty you Taco Belling whore!

Girl: Taco Bell me daddy!!!!

by Ground Beef June 6, 2016

road taco

when a well to do male decides that that while the girl is driving, she deserves a treat, so he decided to suprise her by eating her out as she drives.

Wow, I couldn't believe my boyfriend gave me road taco, but hey, it was great!

by iheartmytacooo November 22, 2004

taco pants

The super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women's outerwear circa 2008.

The form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the vagina or "taco."

Guy: "Are you ready to head out?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."
Guy: "Why are you dressed like you're going to the gym?"

Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"

Guy" "Are you really going to wear those taco pants to Applebees for half-priced appetizers?"

by Buckeye Fever October 6, 2011