To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011
Get the Russian Parking Ticketmug. The name given to the maneuver in Call of Duty where the player suddenly switches from a riot shield to a primary weapon catching the opponent/s by surprise.
"Dude, that guy just killed me with the Ugly Russian Shuffle. Riot shield noob!"
"I've got a team pushing me hard, imma hit them with the Ugly Russian Shuffle!"
"I've got a team pushing me hard, imma hit them with the Ugly Russian Shuffle!"
by Ugly Russian 3 September 5, 2021
Get the Ugly Russian Shufflemug. To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.
by WiredFire February 11, 2014
Get the Russian deer fuckmug. The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open
by funnyshitman June 23, 2009
Get the russian road blockmug. by brendan September 7, 2004
Get the Black Russianmug. 1.) An act of violence. To stomp on someones crotch and to depress downward as if flooring a gas pedal. Think of stamping out a cigarette by twisting and pressing the foot upon the butt.
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
3.) Form of tactic employed in Ro Sham Bo
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
3.) Form of tactic employed in Ro Sham Bo
Last night we bet on a Ro Sham Bo match. My player made it to the 5th kick and signaled for the Russian Gas Pedal.
He gave it but unfortunately could not take it. When it was his turn he slapped the mat in defeat. I lost $10!
He gave it but unfortunately could not take it. When it was his turn he slapped the mat in defeat. I lost $10!
by Lex97 January 20, 2009
Get the Russian Gas Pedalmug. A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.
by Grammy G September 27, 2010
Get the Russian Fruit Basketmug.