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Pearl Harbored

While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!
Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.

Andrew: understandable but worth it.
by g-man14 July 18, 2011
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Pearceology

Over many many years there has been an abundance of sluts that have been smashed to pieces. These women in my life have become part of the Pearecology.
Out at a club - at a bar talking to some fine fillies "hey bi arch how about you come home with me and become part of the great Pearceology"
by Golden Boy December 16, 2004
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pearl anklet

the glorious culmination of ankle-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's ankles and legs. One of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Gary was so attracted to Jeannie's legs that he rubbed his genitals on them until he gave her a pearl anklet.
by Gary M. Wisenbaker February 24, 2010
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Pearl Harbor

The sexual act whereby you fuck her in the ass when she's asleep.
by OhNoNotMyRealName June 16, 2011
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Pearl

An attractive girl that uses her looks to get whatever she wants. She only pretends to be nice and innocent but only she knows what she is like. She loves to get guys all over her and holds on to her exes just incase her current boyfriend ditches her. She is a heavy Instagram user and uploads pictures of herself every 10 minutes. Overall, she's a bigtime slut .
Guy : Damn, she's so hot! I wanna bang her .
Girl : Give it a shot. She should be easy.. She's Pearl after all!
by Boom! Jellyfish May 1, 2014
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Pearl Harbored

v.

Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.

Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.

The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.

This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.

Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.
"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"

"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"
by Dovetchka December 23, 2005
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pearl girl

A pearl girl is someone that uses Tampax Pearl tampons.
Are you a pearl girl? or, I heard that she's a pearl girl.
by anonymous526 September 18, 2009
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