crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

Dancing panda

Dancing panda is a total boss that is funny and irresistible

That guys a total dancing panda

by Dancing panda 30 November 18, 2016

Ass-panda

When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"

by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017

pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda

Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.

by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018

matter_panda

Dat boi with the memes and other stuff.

Matter_Panda has a cool channel

by Matter_Panda February 16, 2018

Porch Panda

During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....

Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat

by OGPORCHPANDA July 6, 2018

Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?

I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.

by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018